ROLLING PIN 

(1) The act whereby a male rolls his fully erect and hard penis on the face, neck, and shoulders of his partner, much like a rolling pin.
(2) A rock hard penis, used as a rolling pin.

"Cheyenne regularly requested that Zapp use his over-sized rolling pin on her face and the nape of her neck, as she found it incredibly erotic."

ROLLING PIN by S. O. Me'one October 22, 2023

Rolling pin 

-When someone snowboarding attempts an urban rail and doesn't make it. The person slides down the rail on his stomach with his arms over one side.
-It’s so hilarious to watch this happen to someone.

"HAHAHa that kid just rolling pinned that down rail!"

Rolling pin by S^0WB0@RD January 26, 2010

rolling pin 

A weapon of mass destruction.

"Man, that Militia got knocked the FUCK OUT with that rolling pin!"

rolling pin by agentorange1991 December 12, 2006

Rolling-Pin 

Insert two fingers deep into the anal orifice and insert two fingers of the opposite hand into the vaginal orifice and spin the female back and forth - back and forth like kneading dough across the bed. Use her like a rolling-pin.

Mother of pearl, Joey gave Sally Jane the Rolling-Pin and she loved it. Said it was the best time of her life! She felt like she was making pizza!

Rolling-Pin by Dick Beck December 30, 2009

human rolling pin 

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.

Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.

human rolling pin by Nipplehorny November 22, 2011

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

texas rolling pin by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

Sudanese Rolling Pin 

A term to describe using a rolling pin kitchen appliance on an erect pens at the moment of climax to effectively squeeze out the semen all at once

I did a Sudanese Rolling Pin yesterday and came all over my tv

Sudanese Rolling Pin by Rionox February 21, 2023