Jon: "Rolled up aces! Fold right now, this is not good for you!"
(More cards dealt, Jon gets an ace face up)
Jon: "Woo hoo! 3 aces! Get out of this one."
(Cards dealt out. Nick D raises Jon 50000. Jon calls.)
Jon: "Two pair. twos and threes." (was bullshitting)
Nick D: "Royal flush. Bitch."
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.