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rolled up
rolled up
Face down, generally referring to cards in a game of poker. The person holding the cards can see them, but no one else at the table can.
Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day
August 31st.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009
rolled up on
rolled up on by Dum Boy March 30, 2019
rolled up phone book
An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
rolled up phone book by Loopydave May 12, 2020
rolled up dick
After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."
Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
rolled up dick by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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