Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department
Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?
Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
by blurtworth January 7, 2011
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