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roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

roflmaotic 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
when lucas,sam,and ramon saw chans penis it was a 'ROFLMAOTIC' situation!
roflmaotic by lsrtag August 1, 2008

roflmaoshicad 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
I
Choke
And
Die

Longer version of rofl or lmao, internet speak.
(On a messenger)
Fred: *Tells funny story*
Goerge: ROFLMAOSHICAD
roflmaoshicad by Ninjaskillz September 30, 2006

roflmaostc 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat.
damn, that dude plugged the usb connectors into the firewire headers on the motherboard... 12v of pure destruction killed my iPod and usb thumbdrive :(

-roflmaostc
roflmaostc by samorost March 15, 2007

ROFLMAOSHISMP

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I shit my pants
That was so funny I was rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I shit my pants.
ROFLMAOSHISMP by Adaryl January 21, 2005

ROFLMAOPIMS 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Shoes
Only For use when it is truly amazingly funny that you not only fall to the floor literally but you piss yoruself.
Why are your pants wet? Uh I did a ROFLMAOPIMS from what she said to me in the tech suport call...
ROFLMAOPIMS by Kineticartist June 6, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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