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Roflmaosics 

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off, seriously I can't stop
Omg, funny joke..roflmaosics!
Roflmaosics by Dirtyknob September 9, 2015
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roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

roflmaotic 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
when lucas,sam,and ramon saw chans penis it was a 'ROFLMAOTIC' situation!
roflmaotic by lsrtag August 1, 2008

roflmaoshicad 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
I
Choke
And
Die

Longer version of rofl or lmao, internet speak.
(On a messenger)
Fred: *Tells funny story*
Goerge: ROFLMAOSHICAD
roflmaoshicad by Ninjaskillz September 30, 2006

roflmaostc 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat.
damn, that dude plugged the usb connectors into the firewire headers on the motherboard... 12v of pure destruction killed my iPod and usb thumbdrive :(

-roflmaostc
roflmaostc by samorost March 15, 2007

ROFLMAOSHISMP

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I shit my pants
That was so funny I was rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I shit my pants.
ROFLMAOSHISMP by Adaryl January 21, 2005

ROFLMAOPIMS 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Shoes
Only For use when it is truly amazingly funny that you not only fall to the floor literally but you piss yoruself.
Why are your pants wet? Uh I did a ROFLMAOPIMS from what she said to me in the tech suport call...
ROFLMAOPIMS by Kineticartist June 6, 2009
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