Rocky River 

The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.

Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.

Rocky River by imrichfuckbitches January 26, 2009

Rocky River 

the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.

"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."

Rocky River by CarlyKillsYouTM August 3, 2008

Rocky River 

The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.

Rocky river is amazing. Oh wait, no its not.

Rocky River by Inotfunny May 31, 2015

Rocky River 

Best goddamn Subarb in the world. All the kids from surrounding cities be like.... “Hey slime lets go to River.” This city has the best parties and most dank high schoolers with and unbeatable lacrosse team #riverup #pirates #oakwood?

Them: “Dude your from rocky river???”.....
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds

Me: hell ya slime

Rocky River by Lemmedrivetheboat_slime March 30, 2019

Rocky River High School 

a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team

bro idk wtm is tn so lets just pull up to rocky river high school parking lot and chill there

Rocky River High School by Quandale D. May 4, 2022

rocky mountain river trail 

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.

Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

rocky mountain river trail by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Rocky Mountain Shit River 

The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.

Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.

Rocky Mountain Shit River by Jose the Janitor January 6, 2008