Rocket Ron

The Peter Stringfellow of Crewe, minus the hair and lap-dancers.

Mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, Cheesey Cheshire Ladeez-man by night

Fancy a pint and a pickled egg love ?

Rocket Ron by Hubba Hubba November 17, 2003

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Ian Brazendale he is not, but a demi-legend in the making.

Why fix it when delegation will do.

I'm busy ask Pooley - or - I'll have a full breakfast Janet, but can I have a pickled egg with it?

Rocket Ron by The Landlady of the Crewe Arms November 18, 2003

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Rocket Ronny

Lover Of Sheep
Puker Of Couches
Wiganese Muppet Of Earth

Q: Where's Rocket Ronny?
A: Did you check to see if he was passed out drunk on the curb? (wait....that's not an answer.....)

Rocket Ronny by anonymous contributor April 13, 2005

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ronnie rocket

when one inserts a plastic bottle of soda in their ass... base first, then jumps up in down to aggitate the soda, then puts on skates and stands on the sidewalk outside their appartment, unscrews the cap to release the soda and propel themselves down the street, Popularized by fancy cat lovers who relish the feeling of the bottle's shrikage.

fuck me I saw a guy doing a ronnie rocket downtown

ronnie rocket by Thumbalina December 13, 2008