A Snot Rock is a rock of mucus located in either the mouth or the throat. It is usually formed overnight when sitting mucus begins to harden. It is very disgusting and I myself have only witnessed it one time.
So I woke up this morning and as I'm about to get in the shower, I feel the need to cough. After I cough I feel a lump in my mouth and so I spit it out and a Snot Rock comes flying out.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'