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Snot Rock 

A Snot Rock is a rock of mucus located in either the mouth or the throat. It is usually formed overnight when sitting mucus begins to harden. It is very disgusting and I myself have only witnessed it one time.
So I woke up this morning and as I'm about to get in the shower, I feel the need to cough. After I cough I feel a lump in my mouth and so I spit it out and a Snot Rock comes flying out.
Snot Rock by Pantho May 28, 2009

rock ya snot box 

to hit someone in they face; sneek
Devin: darkness every body darkness is spreading
Akkeem: yo dev dont make me rock ya snot box

That's not my baby to rock 

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy
Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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