a penis that has experienced so much shrinkage due to cold or other emotional factors that it actually becomes somewhat rigid even in its fully flacid state.
I was jogging in the cold weather thinking about my dead grandfather's corpse and my penis became rock soft.
by Keith Smoothies July 31, 2011
Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.
by brendan July 01, 2004
by heptune June 17, 2006
by JulieFayePrice November 03, 2020
What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!
by OmniJohnson April 27, 2019
Abbreviated SRP. Someone who likes super, super lame music. Usually defends shitty and boring bands like Oasis or Coldplay. These people seem to have an aversion to music with balls.
Oh, no, the only reason Wally didn't like the kick-ass new Tesco Vee single is because he's a Soft Rock Pussy. There's nothing you can do with SRP's but give them some Bread albums and put them out of their misery.
by FlexFlexerson March 01, 2009