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roaming gnome 

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010
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Roamie • roadie • roomie • roamer • romie • roomies • Roamin • Ramie • ramiem • Roaming Gnomes
A true god of online gaming. Especially first-person shooters.
If you see Rhamiel enter the server, run. Don't look. Just run.
Rhamiel by Cataphract_40 October 14, 2004

sweet tea roadie 

The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.
1. Roomie means roommate

2. Roomie is also the name of an amazing youtube sensation. He often covers viral videos and is in love with oreo cookies.
1. Omg, my roomie keeps on leaving empty cartons of milk in the fridge -_-

2. It's Roomie Tuesday! Time to watch a fudge load of his youtube videos, because Joel's my 42
ROOMIE by MasterOfCoolness January 1, 2012
Sexy. Hilarious. A good kisser. Pretty much the shit.
Oh HELL yes...I'm friends with RAMIE!
Ramie by methanie January 17, 2009

pale roamer 

a rivethead rapper who is also evil and an absolute delinquent.
"I swear to God I am so fucking mad everyone at school is gonna pay!
"Been listening to too much pale roamer huh?"
pale roamer by kawaii dylan March 14, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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