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roaming gnome 

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010
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Roamie roadie roomie roamer romie roomies Roamin Ramie ramiem Roaming Gnomes
A true god of online gaming. Especially first-person shooters.
If you see Rhamiel enter the server, run. Don't look. Just run.
Rhamiel by Cataphract_40 October 14, 2004

sweet tea roadie 

The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.
1. Roomie means roommate

2. Roomie is also the name of an amazing youtube sensation. He often covers viral videos and is in love with oreo cookies.
1. Omg, my roomie keeps on leaving empty cartons of milk in the fridge -_-

2. It's Roomie Tuesday! Time to watch a fudge load of his youtube videos, because Joel's my 42
ROOMIE by MasterOfCoolness January 1, 2012
Oh HELL yes...I'm friends with RAMIE!
Ramie by methanie January 17, 2009

pale roamer 

a rivethead rapper who is also evil and an absolute delinquent.
"I swear to God I am so fucking mad everyone at school is gonna pay!
"Been listening to too much pale roamer huh?"
pale roamer by kawaii dylan March 14, 2022