Road pussy

The act of adding four points to a random hookup when traveling out of town or at least many miles from home, that no one else, or only a few close friends or cool co-workers (who are with you), know about. i.e. A woman that is ordinarily a 3 is upgraded to a 7.

Do you believe that Steve hooked up with an 8?

Nah, Road Pussy.

Oh, right.

by Poppa bear smackdown April 1, 2011

Road Pussy

The smell the vagina starts to make while riding on a vehicle for 4 or more hours.

Hey Big Don.... What does your hand smell like if you grab my pussy?

Big Don: Road Pussy , you need to baby wipe that at the next stop!

by Yogisara February 27, 2021

road kill pussy

smelly, dirty, wart infested, looks like someone ran it over 15 times with a big mack truck, something that needs to be buried far in the ground.

i would never touch that bitch she got road kill pussy

by tj"s man May 31, 2010