River Vale 

best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt

that’s a river vale kid

River Vale by chickenisCOOL August 24, 2019

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy 

Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.

“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy by beckfis March 10, 2019

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg and *cough* likes to get it on with young guys. Whats up with that?

(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale

(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?

Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 31, 2017

Riverdale Middle School 

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay

Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised

Riverdale Middle School by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 18, 2019

Riverdale 

The town that Archie and the gang gang live in.

"OMG THE SERPENTS ARE GOING TO RIVERDALE HIGH"

Riverdale by Smdyascaryassbitch January 1, 2018

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg. Was up with that.

(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale
(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?

Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 30, 2017

Riverdale 

A place where deep and dark stuff happens. It is a neighbourhood that has lots of deep dark secrects. Lots of creepy things happen like a young boy was shot in the head (by his father) and another man was shot by (?) There are lots of twists and turns in this mistrious town, so if you live there watch your back.

Riverdale is mysterious. A bit too mistrious. No one knows what will happen next. NO ONE.

Riverdale by jellybexn123344578qa August 18, 2017