River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 24, 2020
Get the River Cooter mug.

river cooter

dam that fuckin river cooter just mugged that old lady's blood pressure pills. fuckin spicks.....
by gizzyg June 11, 2010
Get the river cooter mug.