River Chick 

A moderately attractive female who is trashy in a very subtle way. Large fake breasts are common on a river chick. Most guys would want to hook up with her, but would never tell their friends about the encounter if it happened. There is really nothing wrong with being a river chick and it is not necessairly a completely demeaning term. River chicks often enjoy river type activites such as floating on tubes in slutty bathing suits while drinking.

That girl I banged is such a river chick. She asked me to go squirrel hunting next weekend.

River Chick by Bar916_Briguy October 16, 2008

River Chickens 

River Chickens are also known as salmon. Fish that live in a river.

Any luck today? Yeah caught a few good river chickens.

River Chickens by Landwrac July 5, 2019

North American River Chicken 

A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.

While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".

Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!

911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!

North American River Chicken by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

River Chicken 

A duck.

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."

River Chicken by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022

the chicken crossing the river 

This is a pick up line.

You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)

SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP

DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.

THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER

(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)

NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)

THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)

THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).

SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)

NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!

WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.

SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.

SO TO RECAP "THE CHICKEN CROSSING THE RIVER" HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO CROSS THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.

the chicken crossing the river by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014

Riverthick

The thickest part of a river, stream, or creek in a particular town or county

We went fishing out by the riverthick

Riverthick by Riverthick August 15, 2019

Riverchicken 

A term commonly used to describe one person or a group of trashy women in place of the word “Bitch.”

Example: Jake says to Carl “what’s up Riverchicken!”
Example: Jake says to Justin “Look at all those Riverchickens by the pool!”

Riverchicken by JTone911 April 1, 2019