Ritz Cracker

White trash who stay at nice hotels, usually ruining a good time for anyone else staying there.

"Oh crap... here comes a rusty minivan with five kids and a basset hound, must be more ritz crackers."

by bucksfan89 July 12, 2009

ritz cracker

a black person who acts white

Shavon uses the word like after every word. She is such a ritz cracker

by R3DruM October 29, 2009

ritz cracker

A white person who is racist, using the term "white cracker".

"Shauna just said a very racist remark! She is a ritz cracker!"

by JambaVix June 16, 2017

Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

RitzCrackerManRory

Gay content farmer with an addiction to shagging pictures of little mo and roly mo un a mega gay threesome

OMG run RitzCrackerManRory has taken my son

by CoolMintman11 July 5, 2022