Ritvicked 

To royally or completely fuck something up, to the point where it cannot be fixed or corrected.

I ritvicked that relationship.

Ritvicked by 2b31e April 7, 2022

ritvick

The coolest person you could be friends with. Good at whatever he cares about and has a humongous dick and just naturally really fucking cool

charlie sheen seems like a Ritvick

ritvick by all fax💯 April 17, 2021

Ritiked 

TOTALLY wasted. like so wasted, you cant even stand up and when u do, you fall on your ass. its the highest level of being drunk.

guy 1: bro your sooooooo ritiked right now.
guy 2: bro. my name is RITIK!

Ritiked by SELEMO_IS_AWESOME April 2, 2012

ridicked up the buttulous 

Something that is so stupid and unbelievable, that it's beyond ridiculous, leaving you with the feeling that you've just been fucked up the ass by stupidity.

Sam: Did you see where that guy won a $10 million lawsuit for spilling hot coffee on his scrote ?

Rob: Yeah, that's ridicked up the buttulous.

ridicked up the buttulous by Manthorn March 5, 2009

Ritvick joke 

A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.

Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke

Ritvick joke by CumGobbler69 May 30, 2023