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The coolest person you could be friends with. Good at whatever he cares about and has a humongous dick and just naturally really fucking cool
charlie sheen seems like a Ritvick
ritvick by all fax💯 April 17, 2021
TOTALLY wasted. like so wasted, you cant even stand up and when u do, you fall on your ass. its the highest level of being drunk.
guy 1: bro your sooooooo ritiked right now.
guy 2: bro. my name is RITIK!
Ritiked by SELEMO_IS_AWESOME April 2, 2012

ridicked up the buttulous 

Something that is so stupid and unbelievable, that it's beyond ridiculous, leaving you with the feeling that you've just been fucked up the ass by stupidity.
Sam: Did you see where that guy won a $10 million lawsuit for spilling hot coffee on his scrote ?

Rob: Yeah, that's ridicked up the buttulous.

Ritvick joke 

A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.
Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke
Ritvick joke by CumGobbler69 May 30, 2023
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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