ritvick

The coolest person you could be friends with. Good at whatever he cares about and has a humongous dick and just naturally really fucking cool

charlie sheen seems like a Ritvick

by all fax💯 April 17, 2021

Ritvicked

To royally or completely fuck something up, to the point where it cannot be fixed or corrected.

I ritvicked that relationship.

by 2b31e April 7, 2022

Ritvick joke

A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.

Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke

by CumGobbler69 May 30, 2023