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Ripened Sailboat 

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck
You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
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trunk-ripened 

What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.
Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.
trunk-ripened by aces1 April 20, 2010

ripeness 

The odor radiating off your stank ass body when you spend all day studying constitutional law.
Dang, man, I just aced my practice exam, but it took me all day to master and I haven't showered in 48 hours. My ripeness is strong.
ripeness by B1GKARL November 12, 2015