Rip shitting Share definition Flag Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation. Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife) Rip shitting by John VanDyke August 6, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Rip shitting mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch