An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.
"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
by landwehr34 April 10, 2023
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