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rigamortified 

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.
Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.
rigamortified by Naoutka November 7, 2003
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Rigamortified 

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.
We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.
Rigamortified by MDarcon March 9, 2018
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rigamortified 

Yo, homey was rigamortified when I found that nigga
rigamortified by Spicy hot Wings III September 24, 2003

Rigormortified 

Literal meaning: Embarrassed to death
She was beyond humiliation, she was rigormortified
Rigormortified by Isolator8492 December 20, 2024

Rigormortified 

She was beyond humiliation, she was rigormortified
Rigormortified by Isolator8492 December 20, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026