2 definitions by MDarcon

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.
We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.
by MDarcon March 9, 2018
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1. Acting the same as a bastard.
2. A word that should have been used in every South Park episode whenever Kenny inevitably dies.
3. How a bastard child is conceived.
by MDarcon March 9, 2018
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