Riddle Dick

A Riddle Dick is any guy attending Embry Riddle that believes he is undeniably the most wonderful person walking on earth due to his status as a pilot or supergenius engineer.

Riddle Dick's often use cheesy pickup lines, wear large pilot sunglasses, pop their collars, and will shun any woman they mistook as an easy Riddle Chick.

AKA douche bag

Riddle Dick: Hey baby, I'm a pilot at Embry Riddle. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Normal Girl: (rolls eyes and walks away)

Riddle Dick to friend: What a bitch! I should tell everyone she works on the corner of Ridgewood and participated in the donkey show.

Riddle Dick by Nik M. November 11, 2006

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riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

riddledick by jasom February 9, 2004

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Riddlerdicking

When you lay down that insane boy penis

“Was he any good?”
“Girl, he flooded the city! You know the riddlerdicking was off the wall.”

Riddlerdicking by thexxmushroomxxman May 23, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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