A sarcastic name for singer and songwriter Dua Lipa

George W. Bush on steroids. Take all the bad things about Bush and amplify by 10 and you have Rick Perry.

Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.

Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.

Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.

Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.

Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.

Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.

The second coming of George Dubya Bush.

The act of eating a dingleberry from the anus of a platypus.

Just another George W. Bush.

Flag-waving, "AMURICA!"-yelling, gun-toting ultra-Christian cowboy from Texas running for President. Would be ridiculed and dismissed if not for Fox News. As a Christian myself I am ashamed of Perry's hypocrisy when it comes to declaring national days of prayer and yet mandating the death penalty. Also Bush's replacement as governor of Texas. So basically nothing really changed at all.

Your perfect example of a southern Republican- eliminate taxes and funding to schools and then take credit for your state's economy.

Rick Perry declares 3 straight days of prayer to get rain. But hey, only in Texas...

Essentially, George Bush on sterorids. Expect a third war and more of the "We're fucking Amurica, the greatest country on earth bitches!"-like attitude under the Perry administration.

If you have half a brain vote for Ron Paul instead- the only Republican candidate who is NOT a thieving, lying piece of scum and the only man who deserves to be President.