ribwich
A limited time offer from KrustyBurger, a overprocessed BBQ-rib sandwich. Due to the sauce's addictive nature (it was known for causing death from hypertension with a single bite), it led to the extinction of the source where the meat originated from, the whale.
The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.
The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.
The Simpson's KrustyBurger Ribwich Limited Time Offer commercial:
"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"
A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever
"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"
2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...
"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"
"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"
A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever
"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"
2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...
"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"
