Ribjob

When somebody slathers your sweet baby back cock with barbecue sauce and goes down on you like a rack of ribs

I ran out of barbecue sauce and I have a penis infection because Sally gave me a Ribjob last night

by RainySky September 5, 2022

Rimjob Steve

Originating from Reddit and the subreddit r/Rimjob_Steve, it’s a name used to describe someone who despite having a questionable or offensive username, has written a wholesome and nice comment.

<AnusDestroyer420> Really unfortunate what happened here, really hoping for the best in your future. You can get through this, god bless

<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here

by Parabola Sexuality May 31, 2019

Robjob

A Robjob is the act of receiving an erotic enema using craft beer.

1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"

by DasGuenter October 29, 2020

Robjob

The act of receiving an erotic enema dispensed with craft beer.

1: "Hey Beauford! Can you grab me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug?"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"

by GeunterMcBeunter October 29, 2020

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Rimjob Ninja

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.

After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.

by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010