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Rhys Jones

The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .

Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.

They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.

Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"

Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
Rhys Jones by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
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Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)

Lad who loves girls
And weed
he’s a funny and nice guy and probably likes your girl
What a Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)

Rhys Owen Jones 

Typicallyloves dick in his mouth especially strap on and he loves to fuck boys and girls typically a boy who likes girls with basic names like Demi leah and Izzy
Oh my it is rhys Owen Jones .
Don’t worry he will give you one for 5 pound

Rhys Honey-Jones 

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins) 

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
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