An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.
I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.
by Dixieland grandad haver November 26, 2018
by Scottie Vaughan June 08, 2006
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
by not_viv October 15, 2018