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Reverse dolphin stratle 

When someone would be raped by a dolphin or a person dressed like a dolphin in the water from behind. Just when the dolphin thinks he has the drop on the victim he preforms a reach around and fucks the dolphin until death. The victim still tired from his amazing triumph must then eat the jizz covered dolphin remains to have strength in order to survive.
The Reverse dolphin stratle sounds brave.

Reverse Dolphin Cry 

The reverse of the Dolphin Cry (where the male is have doggie style sex with a female and proceeds to remove his member from her vagina and insert it in to her anus). With the reverse, the female sneaks a strap-on dildo on to herself and applies the same technique to her male partner.
"Everything was going great until that bitch made me Reverse Dolphin Cry"

"I thought I was suddenly shitting myself but it turns out my girlfriend was forcing me to Reverse Dolphin Cry"
Reverse Dolphin Cry by ShartMaster October 17, 2013

Reverse Dolphin Ride 

When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026