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Retard O-Face 

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.
Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.
Retard O-Face by J.Noble October 2, 2016

Squishy Face Retard 

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

retardo face 

1. n. Used to personally insult certain people who have a misshaped face similar to any sort of mentally retarded person.

2. n. Used to insult one's intelligence.
1: "Dude! You have a fucked up retardo face!"

2: "The answer is not 64, it's 23, retardo face!"
retardo face by Foxhunt February 11, 2006

squishy faced retard 

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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squishy faced retard by iqbal February 21, 2007