Reptilian Dude 

This is an alien that showed up like a Jack-in-the-box to tell humans how naive they have been to believe all those stupid alien conspiracy theories about giant headed aliens and that Nordics have our best interests at heart. He also wants to set the record straight on how maligned his kind have been in recent media coverage. Reptilians don't want our gold, they don't want to have sex with us. They want our pianos for crying out loud! Well, that and maybe to make a nice profit selling our genetic material across the universe... but definitely the pianos!

David Icke and his ilk are fucktards with all the insane shit they spout out of their mouths. Just think about those larged headed aliens they are going on about.

First of all no woman of any species is going to let a bulbous headed incel procreate with her. Do you know where that head would have to come out of? I don't think so Mister.

Anyways, he gave us legal notice about further exploitation, floods, earthquakes and the rest of that stuff in Revelations that nobody pays any attention to. But they will bring beer at least.

Man, what is up with this Reptilian Dude anyways? Is he trying to start a cult or something?

Nah bro, he just wants people to get their heads out of their ass long enough to notice all this shit that is about to go down.

Reptilian Dude by Hoisin Saucy July 27, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012