Reptilian Dude 

This is an alien that showed up like a Jack-in-the-box to tell humans how naive they have been to believe all those stupid alien conspiracy theories about giant headed aliens and that Nordics have our best interests at heart. He also wants to set the record straight on how maligned his kind have been in recent media coverage. Reptilians don't want our gold, they don't want to have sex with us. They want our pianos for crying out loud! Well, that and maybe to make a nice profit selling our genetic material across the universe... but definitely the pianos!

David Icke and his ilk are fucktards with all the insane shit they spout out of their mouths. Just think about those larged headed aliens they are going on about.

First of all no woman of any species is going to let a bulbous headed incel procreate with her. Do you know where that head would have to come out of? I don't think so Mister.

Anyways, he gave us legal notice about further exploitation, floods, earthquakes and the rest of that stuff in Revelations that nobody pays any attention to. But they will bring beer at least.

Man, what is up with this Reptilian Dude anyways? Is he trying to start a cult or something?

Nah bro, he just wants people to get their heads out of their ass long enough to notice all this shit that is about to go down.

Reptilian Dude by Hoisin Saucy July 27, 2019