Reppertology 

The postmodern religion that worships and acknowledges the glory and sanctity of Michael Repper. This religion often references a phrase, "W.W.M.R.D.?", in relation to the Christian catch phrase, that reminds his followers to take initiative in their lives and to continually make Him, the deity of all, proud of them, as the earthly inferiors that they are.

"Reppertology guides me through life's trenches, like a mink stole bundled around a porcelain doll that is being tossed across the Grand Canyon."

"Reppertology is the anti dank."

"Michael Repper prophesies to the Reppertologists every morning on the Art Attack Live, where he acts as the authority on life itself."

Reppertology by Lindzard January 27, 2008

Ripperology 

Ripperology is defined as being the study of the infamous serial killer Jack the Ripper. Though the term has not made its way into the mainstream, those who study the case, or are simply enthusiasts are referred to as 'Ripperologists'.
This does not simply refer to finding out who the killer was, but who all of the victims were, along with various "evidence" such as the highly debated credibility of the Ripper letters.

"The study of the Jack the Ripper is called 'ripperology'."
"Who is Jack the Ripper, and why do I keep hearing his name? Why not ask a ripperologist?"

Ripperology by Merisa January 29, 2006

Rupertology 

Rupertology is a religion with a very small following in florida. Rupertologists worship a saxophone player who is amazingly good. The following is relatively unpopular and has just three or four members. Rupertology folk lore states that one the twelfth of november, a small tiger must be savagly gutted while alive. Then the tiger must be devoured raw. This custom ensures that saxophone will continue to be a highly regarded instrument in jazz music.

chris: "yo dawg, alex is the pope of rupertology!"
jesse: "I know, now BOW DOWN TO US!"

Rupertology by kinberg January 4, 2008