Rupertology 

Rupertology is a religion with a very small following in florida. Rupertologists worship a saxophone player who is amazingly good. The following is relatively unpopular and has just three or four members. Rupertology folk lore states that one the twelfth of november, a small tiger must be savagly gutted while alive. Then the tiger must be devoured raw. This custom ensures that saxophone will continue to be a highly regarded instrument in jazz music.

chris: "yo dawg, alex is the pope of rupertology!"
jesse: "I know, now BOW DOWN TO US!"

Rupertology by kinberg January 4, 2008

Reppertology 

The postmodern religion that worships and acknowledges the glory and sanctity of Michael Repper. This religion often references a phrase, "W.W.M.R.D.?", in relation to the Christian catch phrase, that reminds his followers to take initiative in their lives and to continually make Him, the deity of all, proud of them, as the earthly inferiors that they are.

"Reppertology guides me through life's trenches, like a mink stole bundled around a porcelain doll that is being tossed across the Grand Canyon."

"Reppertology is the anti dank."

"Michael Repper prophesies to the Reppertologists every morning on the Art Attack Live, where he acts as the authority on life itself."

Reppertology by Lindzard January 27, 2008