rending

To make some kind of mistake; To mess up. Comes from a mispronunciation of the word "rendering"

Guy 1: Today I dropped 2 of my favorite mugs and they both broke..
Guy 2: It's okay, I've been rending all day too.

rending by ssfwsukaze April 21, 2024

Rending the Veil 

An online occult magazine featuring well known occult authors, newly emerging writers, graphic and fine artists, and notable regular columnists. Published eight times a year on the cross-quarters, Rending the Veil premiered in December 2006.

The new issue of Rending the Veil is out!

Rending the Veil by Sheta Kaey November 20, 2009

anal rending 

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.

My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.

anal rending by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018