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Renaissance Festival

A big drunken party where people dress up like it's still medieval times, girls wear slutty costumes that didn't exist in medieval times, and guy who don't care about medieval times just go to look at girls who don't either.
Friend 1: Let's go to the Renaissance Festival
Friend 2: Nah Paul said we were hitting a hot club
Friend 1: Paul's going to the Renaissance Festival with us
Friend 2: Yeah that's what it was called
Renaissance Festival by TheRoflKnight September 25, 2010
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Renaissance Festival

A location. Where people go to get drunk, act like idiots, and eat drumsticks without being looked down apon.

Where people can dress up and be with friends.
Do you feel like acting like an idiot today? Lets go to Renaissance Festival!
Renaissance Festival by Fairywench October 12, 2008

Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004