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remotarded
When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.
remotarded by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007
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Remotard
Someone who is sucks with the remote control. They don't fast forward through commercials, previews or credits. They don't stop on good shit when flippin channels.
Hey remotard, give me the remote so we can fast forward through this shit.
Hey dude, you passed up Live PD on channel 182 you remotard.
Hey dude, you passed up Live PD on channel 182 you remotard.
Remotard by Deuce Turd January 4, 2019
Remotarded
My wife is a doctor and went to an Ivy League school but can’t figure out the TVs remote She’s remotarded
Remotarded by Scuba_steve September 20, 2021
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)