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remotard 

Worse than calling someone a retard, remo or tard. An amalgamation of remo and tard.

short for remedial learning, or one who takes part in this. A slow illiterate retard.
That goddamn remotard! I asked him to do one simple thing and he goes and fogets all about it.
remotard by Smiaras May 6, 2004

Remotard 

Someone who is sucks with the remote control. They don't fast forward through commercials, previews or credits. They don't stop on good shit when flippin channels.
Hey remotard, give me the remote so we can fast forward through this shit.

Hey dude, you passed up Live PD on channel 182 you remotard.
Remotard by Deuce Turd January 4, 2019
Related Words
Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.
1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my [mum goes [chippy in her slippers]]"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"
remtard by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010

Wormy Remtard 

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm
'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'
Wormy Remtard by C-0-2 August 10, 2017
Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence
Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"
remtard by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

renotard 

A "person" from Reno, Nevada. a snaggle toothed inbred hillbilly with misspelled tattoos and several venereal diseases.
The only thing you can leave laying around for more than a minute in Reno is a book, anything else will be promptly stolen by 1 of the Renotards.
renotard by dooyildini January 26, 2019
Person (usually normie) obsessed with fictional character "Rem" from Japanese anime (re:zero). They are known for their toxicity and bad behavior. Some of them grow out of it, but some of them sadly don't.
He likes Emilia, he isn't Remtard
Remtard by TsunaKUN April 27, 2021
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