Reluctand

When a motherfucker is reluctant to understand the shitty situation you're in for various reasons

He's such a reluctandin' motherfucker who refuses all my excuses for absence.

Reluctand by Marshallia June 21, 2019

Reluctant Ninja 

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.

Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!

Reluctant Ninja by sensei_RN May 14, 2009

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

reluctance 

unwillingness, not willing to do something.

The mother's reluctance to let her son attend the concert stemmed from a fear of peer pressure.

reluctance by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Reluctant 

unwilling and hesitant; disinclined.

"today, many ordinary people are still reluctant to talk about politics"

Reluctant by IDK, June 6, 2017

reluctant 

Not in the mood, disinclined.

I didn't understand why my sister was reluctant to go see the movie, but after seeing it, I understood.

reluctant by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Reluctance Length 

The specific length of a persons beard (or hair) which makes them reluctant to cut it off as they have never experienced such a length. Or, because they feel that their beard has become important to them, like it's their child.

Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.

Ben: Man, your beard is disgusting!
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.
Ben: Gross.

Reluctance Length by howlongjizz September 25, 2010