The sudden and inescapable knowledge that you’ve caught feelings for your situationship and actually want to date them, but you don’t want anything serious right now/never planned to keep them around for very long.
Rarely does a relationization result in a situationship converting to an actual dating situation.
Friend: how was last night?
Me: had a relationization
Friend: what are you gonna do?
Me: I blocked them as soon as I gothome
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'