Rejamatard 

A person who is a little too messed up to be called Retard. In serious need of help or assistance.

"There is something seriously wrong with my brother, he is such a rejamatard."

Rejamatard by Evil Twin October 30, 2004

readatard 

someone who is addicted to reading and is unaware of their surroundings and lives when reading

the readatard didnt hear his friend talking to him

readatard by rosemaryj December 30, 2009