Reginald Fils-Aime
Reginald 'Reggie' Fils-Aime is the current EVP of Marketing of Nintendo of America. Simultaneous to this, he is also a world-class video game hero/wrestler who received the self-proclaimed award of Ass Kicking and Taking Names, two things that go hand-in-hand with his high-octane, macho-pumped and fuel-injected life style. The patented "ReggieGlare" has mesmorized millions of fans and wiped out hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of PS2 and XBox fans. Reggie makes civilizations (such as Atlantis and Rome) fall, he makes young babies across the towns and cities of North America, and he could run for President of the U.S. in 2004 and win in a heartbeat. Reggie is the future of mankind. All hail the Regginator.
"My name is Reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and WE'RE about making games!"
"I once saw Reggie lift a car with his BARE HANDS!"
"His glare could pierce through solid steel..."
"I heard that Reggie tossed a man across the countryside because he denied buying a Game Boy Advance"
"With every DS, they should include the game 'The Regginator: His life and times', it would be a catalyst just like Tetris 15 years ago!"
"I once saw Reggie lift a car with his BARE HANDS!"
"His glare could pierce through solid steel..."
"I heard that Reggie tossed a man across the countryside because he denied buying a Game Boy Advance"
"With every DS, they should include the game 'The Regginator: His life and times', it would be a catalyst just like Tetris 15 years ago!"
Reginald Fils-Aime by H. Mantooth September 5, 2004
