Refalizard 

The strongest pokemon in the world! Unbeatable. There is only one in the world, it lives with t.bunyip. Refalizard is smart, large and can fly. It can change colour too. It also does large poos....

Woah! Refalizard just wiped out Axem choatix!

Refalizard by Choice man t August 6, 2004

retalitarded 

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

retalitarded by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

realitard 

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

realitard by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

relizardgion 

The belief that lizard-people run the world (a nod of thanks to Simon Whistler from YouTube for his inadvertently giving me this idea by speaking of lizard-people and then in his next breath quipping that "considering how many people actually believe this, perhaps they should start their own religion").

The reason that relizardgion is so difficult to dismiss/disprove is that there are so many horridly-wrinkly and ugly people around that they can indeed have only descended from lizards, just like evolution is so difficult to dismiss because so many humans act so "crude 'n' primitive" that those particular individuals must indeed have descended from apes. :P

relizardgion by QuacksO October 28, 2018