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Reedtard 

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Reedtarded 

To do some thing so witless, foolish, and dull, that it could only be done by Reed P.
Dude I got so high last night I went reedtarded! I think I forgot how to walk!
Reedtarded by Hardpp696969 July 5, 2022

Reechard 

Reechard is sooo smart
Reechard by Norman Sallon June 3, 2019

Reedtard 

1.Think they know everything... When in reality they know very little.

2. Ignorant people with the last name Reed

3. People who are self conscious of their own intelligence, and get angry at people who are more intelligent.
1. Paul was such a Reedtard in that argument.
Reedtard by Bodi Mov1n October 21, 2020

Reedihar 

It's a name that is combined of 3 words, ree which represents the name Reem, di which represents the word that's, har is a short name for Harry styles. So that name represents the sentence "reem that's obsessed with Harry styles"
Heyy, you can call me reedihar!!
Reedihar by Reedihar January 11, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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