Redneck Recipe 

Noun: The recipe you follow when you do not have the necessary materials or ingredients for the regular recipe, i.e. wrapping a container in a plastic baggie when it calls for plastic wrap on top, using powdered eggs when you don't have any real ones, etc.

Girl: Hey, Mom, we don't have any powdered sugar to make these cookies with.

Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.

Redneck Recipe by scruffyfan August 6, 2011

Redneck Reciprocity 

When an Urban Cowboy chooses, or is forced to live in an urban environment and shares his/her music with the neighborhood. It is no secret the black people are generous in one regard; they love to share their music. Redneck Reciprocity is “giving back to the community”. Usually frowned upon by blacks or wann-be’s, but no one understands why, as they certainly love all music and genres, and that is why they share their music with neighborhood.

Tyron Shoes: "Yo you hurr that honky banging that booshit mang?"
Shaquicka: "ahmang, it soundz likes the booshit dey mades us listen toos at the field twip we took to the cuntra dat day"
Tyron Shoes: "I guess he right fo blastin that Redneck Reciprocity, we make hims preepole listen to our bang bang diggty hip hoppity shaka yo buddy don't stopiddy music, so I cantz blamz dem fo reel"

Redneck Reciprocity by Commander Poopy Pants November 23, 2011