Internet “gang experts” or wannabe Crips who learn everything about gang culture from Reddit threads, YouTube documentaries, and old VLAD interviews. They talk like they’re from South Central but can’t tell Crenshaw from Craigslist. Always quoting sets they’ve never met and correcting real members with “according to Google…” energy. Perfect example: “WSDMGC73,” a fake Crip set and the #1 fan club of the Hyena Crips.
“Bro really argued with an OG about his own hood—classic Reddit Crips behavior.”—LA locals
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.