Red dawning

the choice a friend makes to play on a better sports team with strangers than to play with his friends in hopes of winning more.

"Is Mark going to play league ball with us?"
" no he's red dawning!"

by Lotek March 02, 2015

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 10, 2005

Red Dawn

What you call an event that happens when you wake up next to a Russian after a very dirty night.

That super blond Russian woke up in my bed this morning. It was Red Dawn, and I won the war.

by Dr.P-Money August 18, 2011

Red Dawn

An event where powerful communist forces invade a nation, particularly via parachute.
Red Dawn was a major fear during the Cold War. Thankfully, it never happened to America.

"Prepare for Red Dawn..."
-someone in the era of the Cold War

by Dave April 16, 2004

Red Dawn

"When a woman wakes up early in the morning and discovers her period started in the middle of the night."

Sarah groaned on the way to the bathroom as she realized it was another red dawn.

by Certified Angus September 16, 2009

Red Dawn

At the point of climax, you pull out, slap the girl on the ass, scream "WOLVERINES", then proceed to jizz a W on her back.

**Expert Level: jizz the entire word 'WOLVERINES' on her back**

Last night at 2am I awoke to hear the distinct scream of "Wolverines" coming from my neighbour's apartment. As I drifted back to sleep, I feared not of a Russian invasion but knowingly smirked at the thought of another successful Red Dawn.

by Big Bobby Bigbear April 28, 2014

Red Dawn

Occurs when someone has wronged you and under the cover of darkness you shave your crimson pubes onto their toothbrush for them to awaken to in the morning.

Eric called Timmy a rude name and found a Red Dawn the next morning to his dismay.

by JeanLucPicard January 17, 2008