Definitions by Lotek

Kentucky dick suck 

When a guy is sucking your dick while you pour Burbon on his face.

Where did all the Burbon go?

Oh last night you got a Kentucky dick suck?!

Kentucky dick suck by Lotek November 27, 2016

wallet spike 

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away

" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike

wallet spike by Lotek March 2, 2015

icu tampon 

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

icu tampon by Lotek March 2, 2015

Red dawning 

the choice a friend makes to play on a better sports team with strangers than to play with his friends in hopes of winning more.

"Is Mark going to play league ball with us?"
" no he's red dawning!"

Red dawning by Lotek March 1, 2015

mollyrant 

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.

Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.

mollyrant by LoTek October 21, 2007