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Red Pain & Purple Pain

I am writing this as a Turkish dude-I mean girl.. and I REALLY wanted this concept. At least today? I don't know maybe yesterday or 2 days ago. So, thanks for reading this concept of mine if you're going to! Anyways..

T H E P R O B L E M

You know, or maybe don't, Turkish differs the two types of pain; the pain when you hit your head and the pain when you uhhmmm.. I don't know, elemental power red?

NOW T H A T ' S THE EXACT PROBLEM! We don't have a way to describe the type of pain unless you speak Advanced Super Omega British English! Like I mean.. Actually. Sorry if I'm talking like I'm in Shark Tank or I act like the Language Simp guy.

T H E S O L U T I O N

Well like in Turkish, I made a pain differer separated by color-terms! (idk what u call it)

Here's the thing.

PURPLE Pain: The pain when you hit your head.
Why did I name it that way? I mean, you guess. You know why!

RED Pain: The pain when you... Uhm.. Yeah wait let me search up what it feels like in Google-
*...*
Ohh I get it, it's called uhmm... I mean described as sharp or burning. Well you're not burning obviously!
Why did I name it that way? Because when that type of pain happens, the pain-y spot is usually red.

Here's what it would be like in a situation:
Patient: "D-DOCTOR-SAN!!! I h-have a red pain on my arm!!!"
(The doctor understands it's a... red pain I guess-)

____

Patient: "Hey Ms. BlahBlah, I have a purple pain on my elbow I hit it really hard.."
(The doctor understands it's the pain when you hit your head.)

Yeah uhmm, that's it! I think this is a good way to seperate it as in Red Pain & Purple Pain. Thank you for reading and God bless you!! If you're atheist I'm sorry.
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