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Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016
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Red Chode Muffin

A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia
That Jonah Smith is a quite the Red Chode Muffin!
by Chris4Life April 29, 2009
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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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