Skip to main content

Red Hood 

Elitist in the Marine Corp who over exceeds in the United States Marine Corp Sniper Academy. Never misses a shot and will camp in any weather to hit his target.
Wow. That cadet sure left him with a RED HOOD after that shot to the dome.
Red Hood by Rob Furlong May 28, 2020
Words you can keep

Red Hood 

When a man takes a woman's virginity but instead of a small amount of blood, a large amount covers the entire tip of the man's penis causing a "red hood" to cover it.
Aww~ man, she gave me a red hood last night.
Red Hood by BrokenDragon February 4, 2016

Red hood 

This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins
This mf is red hood
Red hood by Base69 November 24, 2021

red hood gang

coolest gang in the world. Consists of 7 individuals. You are very VERYYYYY lucky if you are in the Red Hood Gang. (RHG for short.)😎
"woah, you're in the red hood gang? you're one lucky dude 😎"
red hood gang by Redhoodgang February 15, 2022

red hood gang

The coolest gang in the world. you are VERY lucky if you are part of the red hood gang (RHG for short)
"whoa dude! you're part of the red hood gang?! You're so lucky."
red hood gang by Redhoodgang February 15, 2022

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.
"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

little red riding hood 

a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"

"little red riding hood?"

"yeah"

"that bitch stole my turkey"
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next