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red hand 

When someone is striked on their (often bare) back with the palm of the hand, leaving a red imprint or red hand on their back. Can be done in the changing rooms or any other opportunity
He was getting changed and lookin the other way, so i gave him a red hand!
red hand by The Anon November 3, 2008
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red hand 

When you finger a girl on her period then proceed to masturbate with the same hand without cleaning off her period blood
My girlfriend caught me doing a red hand with her sister.
red hand by OG s3a n0od13 June 18, 2017

red hand 

1. one who is caught red-handed.
2. a murderer.
1. The inmate is a red hand. He was caught while stealing money from the till.
2. The red hand was sentenced to life.
red hand by uttam maharjan July 31, 2011

Red hand of ulster

A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back
I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!

red hand gang

All people who have accidentally fingered a girl who has the painters in. Named after the early 20th century Serbian revolutionary group
Dammit, I seem to have joined the red hand gang again. Stupid bitch.
red hand gang by aleij October 1, 2007

the red hand 

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch
Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
the red hand by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

The red hand of Ulster 

This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.
'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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