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Rectroll 

To surreptitiously expose an unsuspecting viewer to a picture of an anus through obfuscation. The novelty practice of rectrolling is executed through the display of digital images (typically on the World-wide Web) containing anal content when the image viewer is expecting to view an image without such content. The practice may take multiple forms, such as falsely advertising a hyperlink, or in creative photography featuring a primary non-anal subject matter that draws the viewer’s eye, resulting in some form of delay before the viewer notices the anus displayed in the photograph.

The term rectroll is a derivative of the Internet phenomenon “rickroll,” combined with an abbreviation of “rectum.”
To surreptitiously expose an unsuspecting viewer to a picture of an anus through obfuscation. The novelty practice of rectrolling is executed through the display of digital images (typically on the World-wide Web) containing anal content when the image viewer is expecting to view an image without such content. The practice may take multiple forms, such as falsely advertising a hyperlink, or in creative photography featuring a primary non-anal subject matter that draws the viewer’s eye, resulting in some form of delay before the viewer notices the anus displayed in the photograph.
The term rectroll is a derivative of the Internet phenomenon “rickroll,” combined with an abbreviation of “rectum.”

I totally just rectrolled my boss, he’ll never have another night of peaceful sleep after he unsuspectingly saw a picture of my ass.
Rectroll by Rectal Rectardo May 4, 2011
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Deliberately restarting an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum, in a chat or in real life without acknowledging to the arguments proposed by peers.
I know I already made her cry about the three pounds she gained, but I can't wait to retroll her at lunch. She's a fat kid waiting to happen.
Retroll by Hontou December 4, 2010
Fuuuu man I just got Retrolled
Retrolled by XxxFunny_BasketsxXX October 10, 2011

ResTroll 

Rest-Troll - A portmanteau of restroom and troll. A truly disturbed germaphobe who follows unsuspecting victims into the restroom and parasitically attaches themselves to their every move. This is done by the restroll to avoid touching the restrooms interior door handles, and sacrifice you as tribute to the bacterium colonies. Be keenly aware as the restroll often takes the form of a normal person. Perhaps going so far as to engage in casual conversation to lull you into a false sense of security. However, make no mistake, the restroll is a calculating opportunistic creature. For their presence near you in the restroom was only brought about by your own entrance for relief. This is because a restroll can never enter a restroom alone, less they become trapped until a sacrifice enters allowing their escape. Be vigilant in your observation of the surroundings. Did that “person” seemingly appear out of nowhere? Do they spend an inordinate amount of time focused on your direction? Does it seem like they’re trying to expel urine at an ungodly speed and for no apparent reason other than to catch up with you? Do they appear to be exiting prior to returning their clothes to proper order, or prior to finishing or maybe even stopping midstream? My dear friend, if you begin to notice even the slightest such action, distance yourself immediately and evacuate with haste, less you become another victim for the restroll.
Joe: “Hey Steve, you won’t believe it! I was nearly caught by a restroll today at work”
Steve: “How’d you survive?”
Joe: “I noticed he was glancing sour, so I flew out of that place with the speed of 1000 cheetah-unicorn hybrids! That dirty restroll is probably still trapped lol”
ResTroll by CheshireBlack July 12, 2016

golden retroller 

a mix of a golden retriever and troll; someone who doesn’t stop trolling but has a good ten retriever personality. put them under a bridge.
Person 1- “Peyton is a golden retroller. He asked me to prove if this word exists so I made a definition.”

Person 2- “This definition doesn’t count anyone can add definitions on this website that’s cheating, Willow.”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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